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I drink cow fat and smear it on my skin every day.
It’s part of my “get optimized” morning routine.
The fat I drink was originally called “Activator X” and the topical stuff is “Stank Stop” and “Body Butter” – so yes, I’m literally drinking cow fat and smearing it all over my body.
But it’s not as weird or uncommon as you might think…